Stupid lame lame riddle that smashed our silence while we were having our lunch today. I knew the answer, for her sake i pretend i didnt know and curious what would it be.
"Because he step on his own skin..." (clap clap clap..)
Hah.. Im glad you are happy over a very very lame joke.
What were u doing when you were a kid. That was soo yesterday.
They all laughed, or pretend laughing. But for me, error 404.. humor not found, i didnt laugh so instead, i just murmured myself.. "Banana where got leg.."
She overheard me mumbling and my word sent her speechless. Haha. Evil. Yeah, you can say im evil, no sense of humor, anything you like, but lame joke like that wont tickle me at all. Not my cup of tea. I can fake my laugh, but trust me, that would be much more irritating. Haha..
But anyhow, i felt bad how i sent her mute. So to be fair, i planned to pay her back with my very own lame joke..
"What money is black in color".. They keep telling me the same answer, black money, bribe money, all wrong. Some even answered money that dipped into ink.. Haih..
Calmly, i gave the correct answer "It's 50cent.."
At first they didnt laugh, but soon after i explained 50cent is a famous rapper, then only the understand. Haih, such a loser, i made a joke but have to explain it to make people laugh. True loser.
But, the next thing i know, i sent all three of them eating rocks on the ground laughing. So its not a lame joke after all i can say.
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